in all seriousness. if u are a content creator and u want to make money. do not put your money in the hands of tumblr. like not just bc it will ruin the site but because i genuinely do not trust them to handle ur money. literally just open commissions or use patreon/ko-fi

this is a website that lets you click a tag you see on your dash all the time and takes you to a “there’s nothing here” error page

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

peak academia is scanning a 300 page book for a single phrase to use in ur essay just to add the big fancy book title to ur sources

When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team

I haTE BOYS who can SING I’m TRYING TO AVOID FALLING IN LOVE HERE and YOU ARE MESSING EVERYTHING UP FOR ME

the b99 fandom yesterday:

the b99 fandom today:

The worst thing about Love, Simon is that it ends

like we dont get to see any dates or anything just 5 coffees